Fashion Faux Pas...

... and it is good, kind of.

I had to go buy a new pair of workout pants today because my old yoga pants and my new leggings are getting dangerously loose (I have to pull them up all the time because they actually slip down, dangerously far, and the leggings are actually baggy) and I bought a pair of red ones on sale. XL misses, and I have not been there for 5 years. I was thrilled. They are a little snug, but I can get them on, and I'm shrinking, so snug means I'll fit them longer. It's like buying summer sandals a little large for a growing child.

I got 'em home and they have words on the butt! Fat girls don't get sweats with words on the ass, so I didn't even look. I hate butt writing.

They say "MIA since two a.m."

Bwahahaha.

I don't care. I'll be all sweaty anyway. Best that my workout clothes are clothes I wouldn't wear out of the house otherwise.

Headlines

I don't think this is what they mean when they talk about Death Rays:
Woman dies after ray strikes her

Poor woman. Poor fish. Stupid reporter, making me think someone had built a Death Ray.

ETA: Awww, they changed it. It said the above this morning, I swear.